Reflections from a sick (wo)man's bed

It's crazy but when you're sick, all you crave for is stuff that you're not supposed to even look at . Am off from work for a couple of days since have a sore throat, runny nose and temperature (y'know, the works !) and all i really really want right now is
1. A large strawberry milkshake
2. A chocobar/feast/ any icecream on a stick that has vanilla wrapped in a chocolate cover
3. A snowcone
4. Cheesecake - now that's something i can actually have without adverse effects on the already 'ill' ill health.

And all this when i'm trying to also lose some of these unwanted pounds (not money dude! i'm talking calories).

Teach me to 'uncrave' dear god and while you're at it, a few extra 'pounds' in my wallet won't hurt either.